Ahoy there, matey!

... and shiver me timbers! It's National "Talk like a Pirate" Day, and you know what that means-- you have to speak like a pirate all day long! Are you up for the challenge?? Neither am I really (the boys, however, are very excited!), so instead I'll just pass along a couple jokes if that's ok (and I must give the credit to Hubby for these-- he's the one who called early this morning to fill us in, after all. Otherwise, we'd go through the entire day without this vital bit of info). So here we go~

What does a pirate call his bullet-proof vest??

Arrrr-mor!

What did the pirate pay for his new wooden leg and hook?

An Arrrrm and a leg!

So there you have it... two great jokes to get you started. Now, go find some unsuspecting victim and let 'em have it. And if you need some help, just check out this site. It's the official "Talk Like a Pirate" Day home page (did you even know there was such a thing??). Happy pirating!